Is it normal for collages to contact someone before they finish Sophomore year? I'm under attack here. Over 10 collages contacted me via email in the last week or so!

The idiots didn't even bother to spell my name right either! Is it really that hard to capitalize 1 A??

I know I'm brilliant, but jesus, they're overcrowding my inbox! Don't students normally have to beg and plead to get into collage, not have collages try and woe them?

Maybe they wanna be famous when I finally take over the world. But they wouldn't know about those plans, so that can't be it.

Tis a hard life being a genius.